Net.Humor Archive - Useless Facts


Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.
 
Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song.
 
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
 
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
   requested?
A. Obsession

Q. More women do this in the bathroom than men.
A. Wash their hands. Women - 80% Men - 55%
 
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
   would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
   printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
A. Honey
 
Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
A. Father's Day

Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.

Q. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
 
Q. What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every
   episode of "Seinfeld"?
A. Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.

Q. 85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.
A. Cheating on their spouse.

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