Net.Humor Archive - Peanuts After-School Specials

Touching "Peanuts" after school specials....

A few years ago, Charlie Brown and the "PEANUTS" gang made a new friend who had developed leukemia in an animated special titled, "WHY, CHARLIE BROWN, WHY?"

Recently, MetLife has put out a series of instructional pamphlets which feature the "PEANUTS" gang dealing with such issues = as the loss of a loved one, writing a will, and dealing with permanent disability.

Now that Charlie Brown is dealing with important issues, how about some "PEANUTS" specials for kids of the 90's?:

Chuck and the Little Red-Headed Girl find out about unwanted pregnancy in, "DAMN STRAIGHT IT'S YOUR BABY, CHARLIE BROWN."


See how the "PEANUTS" gang deal with date rape in, "NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!"

Discover a father's forbidden love in, "IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN."

Franklin speaks! The "PEANUTS" gang get a lesson in Ebonics in, "IMA BUSTA CAP IN YO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN."

What goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner of workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter eg= o, "Mr. Clean" in, "GOD CALLED THE TRAILER PARK AND TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN."

Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing Social Security checks and boosting automobiles in, "BLAME IT ON THE MAN, CHARLIE BROWN."

Snoopy deals with his shortcomings after being neutered in, "WHY DID YOU CUT MY BALLS OFF, CHARLIE BROWN?"

...and Marcy and Peppermint Patty explore their sexual feelings for each other in, "YOU MOW THE GRASS, AND SO DO WE, CHARLIE BROWN."

Back to the Net.Humor Archives