Net.Humor Archive - Latest Business Mergers

And now the business news:

It's all mergers:

Xerox and Wurlitzer:  They're going to make reproductive organs.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:  New company will be
called Poly-Warner-Cracker.

W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business
Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

3M & Goodyear:  mmmGood.

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants:   Poupon Pants.

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women:   Knott NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining:  Zip Audi Do-Da.

Netscape and Yahoo are merging and opening a company in Israel.
It will be called Netanyahoo.

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