Back to the Net.Humor ArchivesAnd now the business news: It's all mergers: Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker. W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace. 3M & Goodyear: mmmGood. Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW! Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da. Netscape and Yahoo are merging and opening a company in Israel. It will be called Netanyahoo.