And now the business news:
It's all mergers:
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be
called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business
Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
3M & Goodyear: mmmGood.
Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants.
Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da.
Netscape and Yahoo are merging and opening a company in Israel.
It will be called Netanyahoo.
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