Back to the Net.Humor ArchivesNine things lawyers have asked witnesses during trials: 1. Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? 2. Were you present when your picture was taken? 3. Did he kill you? 4. How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? 5. Was it you or your brother who was killed in the war? 6. Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral. 7. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. 8. Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: By whose death was it terminated? 9. Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?