Net.Humor Archive - Kennedy/Bono Love Song

	Sung to the tune of "I got you, babe"
	"I hit you, tree"
	     

	Mike:  They say that we can't go down the hill,
	       Before we go we really should write a will.
	Sonny: Well I don't know if all that's true,
	       Watch out for that bush, 'cause I think it really grew.
	Sonny: Tree
	Both:    I hit you, tree.
	         I hit you, tree.
	Mike: They say football on skis is really dumb,
	      Before we know it we'll both be very numb.
	Sonny: I guess that's so, the wind's in our hair,
	       You did the sitter, but baby I did Cher.
	Sonny: Tree
	Both:    I hit you, tree.
	         I hit you, tree.
	Sonny: I got flowers on my grave.
	       It was stupid.  We seemed brave.
	Mike: And we weren' t drunk, just acting like clowns.
	      We didn't see the tree, but we sure found the ground.
	Mike: Don't let them say that we can't ski,
	      We were doin' pretty good 'til we hit that goddamn tree.
	Sonny: So I put my little hand on the branch,
	       Thought I' d break my fall, but wound up buying theranch.
	Sonny: Tree
	Both:     I hit you, tree.
	          I hit you, tree.
	Sonny: I had Cher to hold my hand.
	Mike:  She had you then found a real man. 
	Sonny: I had Newt to think with me.
	Mike:  I had Ted to drink with me.
	       I went and kissed that tree goodnight. 
	       Split my skull from left to right.
	       I hit the tree, I can't let go.
	       My blood is dripping on the snow.
	Both: I hit you, tree.
	      I hit you, tree.
	      I hit you, tree.
	      I hit you, tree.