Net.Humor Archive - Horn Player

A horn player was practicing one day when suddenly there was the Devil sitting in a chair.

"I have a proposition for you," the Devil said. "If you accept, you will never miss another note in your long career. You will be in great demand by orchestras all over the world. All I want in exchange is your soul, and the souls of your wife, your children, and your brothers and sisters."

"Hmmm ... " replied the hornist. "What's the catch?"

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