Net.Humor Archive - Dear John

Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington D.C.

Dear John,

Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased 
we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our 
Country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness we want you to 
know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness 
abroad throughout the land.

Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is born against you for 
shooting President Reagan. We, above all are aware of how the mental 
stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. 
Hillary and I are confident that you will soon make a complete 
recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a 
healthy and productive young man.

Best wishes,

Bill Clinton

P.S. Ken Starr is screwing Jodie Foster.

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