Borklog: One entry
12 July 2001
The winners of the Bulwer-Lytton Ficntion Contest (the 'try to come up with a horrid first line for a novel' contest) have been posted. Many good entries, including some of the Dishonorable Mentions, such as
My first night with Anastasia was the kind of magical, passionate ride
that left me with my pants on the back of the kitchen chair, my
underwear on the chandelier, my socks in the toilet, my hair on the door
handle, half of my artificial leg somewhere in the pantry, my kidney in a
Coleman ice chest on its way to the Moroccan black market, and my car
in a Tijuana auto repair shop with new, red, diamond-tuck interior.
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