There's a boy made completely of wrapping paper, all different kinds. So he looks like a normal boy, but instead of skin and blood, he is just wrapping paper. All different colors of wrapping paper, and his eyes are made out of really bunched up wrapping paper. [...]You can get on eggpost by going to http://andrew.notifylist.com/eggpost.htmlThe wrapping paper boy likes to do things normal boys do, like throwing balls, eating candy and playing tuba, but he can't surf, because if he gets wet he has to go to the wrapping paper doctor. One day the wrapping paper boy met an old man made of wrapping paper. They went and ate pizza, and drank glue.
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SEE! You are totally picturing the wrapping paper boy having pizza with the wrapping paper elderly. And I made you think it just using internet! That's crazy!