Borklog: One entry

7 November 2003

The Story About The Toddler continues. Volume 8 has a great deal of keen insight.

When you fall, daddy will try to catch you. Usually. Daddy feels that his job as a parent is to keep you from being injured, not to keep you from falling.

and

The things that will terrify any given child are ENTIRELY RANDOM. Cordelia is driven into fits of screaming terror by the Teletubbies’ vacuum cleaner. And she is terrified of the cute stuffed bunny I bought her, which has five legs and two heads

And then proceeds to deconstruct the super-sweet small child television shows.

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