Borklog: One entry

8 September 2002

Scooby Dooby Cthulhu!!
He and Velma would shoot up a mixture of heroin, speed, cocaine, tumbleweed, Pepsi, lettuce, and sixteen secret spices and listen to Ethel Merman backwards, trying to find the hidden messages in it. One day, however, they tried it with Pat Boone, and were shocked to find the message ‘Sacrifice the local Democratic Party Headquarters to Hastur. Do it now, with an axe. And get a haircut, you bum.'.