Television without pity does the MST3K treatment to StarTrek, the Motionless Picture. It's amazing how long this thing goes on, but it's pretty amsuing in places.
Ilia and [Deceker] have an interface, and we learn that they were once "a thing" on her planet, and he left without saying goodbye, but she wouldn't have been able to say goodbye either. Man, throw in an "Imzadi" and a fat guy and you've got TNG.