Borklog: One entry

17 November 2000

The real reason to worry [about cloning humans], however, is that certain dastardly characters will inevitably clone themselves. While the thought of reproducing tyrannical figures from the past or present is scary in its own right, the possibility of scores of clones of Richard Simmons, Carrot Top or Yanni simultaneously performing around the world, or of hundreds or thousands of political candidates concurrently campaigning in every state, city and precinct is enough to send shivers down one's spine and elicit the call for immediate suspension of all such testing and research.